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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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mitten:

HOLY SHIT. THIS IS WHY ITS CALLED CANDY CORN IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW. 

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letterstomycountry:

Mr. Rogers makes us all look terrible.

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ruby-white-rabbit:

hotmodestoboy:

mydisneydaze:

Strategic hand placement. ;)

So … she wants to be Chris Evans when she grows up?

She wasn’t even subtle. it was like slow mo “everybody see what i be doing?”

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axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

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